Juke-Joint Vampires

30 min$5-12Easy

Fit: Built for teens and adults. Cut the vest and cape pieces to each wearer’s torso; fangs are one-size.

Sharp vintage suits, fangs, and a trumpet one of you never puts down.

DIY this week: ~$5-12, 30 min

Thrift two suits with a vintage cut and press the shirts.
Slick the hair back with gel and fit the fangs.
Tuck a red pocket square into each jacket and dab fake blood at one corner of the mouth.
One of you carries the toy trumpet everywhere and mimes a solo on cue.

Tip: learn one slow dance move together. A vampire couple that dances owns the room.

You need

Thrift two suits with a vintage cut and press the shirts.
Slick the hair back with gel and fit the fangs.
Tuck a red pocket square into each jacket and dab fake blood at one corner of the mouth.
One of you carries the toy trumpet everywhere and mimes a solo on cue.
Safety: keep the fangs in a case when eating or drinking, and never share them between people. (CPSC Halloween safety tips)
Optional pro finish: learn one slow dance move together. A vampire couple that dances owns the room.

How do you talk with fangs in?

Moldable fangs fitted to your own teeth let you talk clearly. Practice your lines in the mirror before the party.

Will the fake blood stain the thrifted suits?

Use washable fake blood and apply it only to the skin near the mouth, never the fabric.

Going as a duo? Claim your half and draft your partner into theirs.

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